Chet: "Roy, Johnny just ran by the front of the squad-naked."

Roy: "Wow Chet, I never knew you were so interested in the existential argument for the role of practical jokes in defining consciousness."
Chet: "It's the Zen of mopping, Roy. It brings out the mystic in me."

Chet: "I work and work and work and I'm a godamn good firefighter but all I get for pay is to wash this floor!"
Roy: "That's why I'm a paramedic."

Chet: "I know you guys make fun of my chicken, but I thought Henry would like it. Roy, how does such a big mess come from such a little dog?"

Chet: "Roy, which do you think came first? The mop or the bucket?"

Roy: "So how long are you going to hold John down there with that mop.
Chet: "Till he stops making fun of my mustache."

"Cap said if I do a really good job mopping the floor I could work the siren on the next run."

Chet: "Roy, I can't believe it!! I can't believe the size of Gage's black book - I though it was the yellow pages at first. Man, some guys have all the luck!"
Roy: "It's a mystery to all of us, Chet!"

"Yeah, Roy, the only reason that I became a fireman was so that I could mop floors and save people."

"Look, Roy, Cap told me that I mop floors better than anyone else. It had nothing to do with me asking the Chief about the burning hat."

"Roy, I swear it was Mike that set up that water bomb that hit the cap! I saw him setting it up."

"Chet, if this is they way you hold a girl on a date, I think I know way there's never a second date."

"Look Roy, you can't walk across the wet floor. Just stand there until it drys and pretend to look busy!"

"You see Roy, there is an art to mopping floors, not everyone has the knack for it, but I personally..."

Chet: "Roy I can see it now, a chain of "Chet's Three Alarm Chili Cafes across Los Angeles County. I could even be bigger than McDonald's. What do you think?"
Roy: "Boy, are you out to lunch."

"OK, left hand in the small of her back, right hand between 2 and 3 o'clock. Now,..one, two, cha-cha-cha.

"Man, Roy, that dog must have the smallest bladder in the universe!"

"Yeah, Roy, it's true. The phantom finally got caught. It was meant for Gage, but Cap opened the cabinet and now I'm having to mop the bay!"

"Oh, man. Roy you got anything for a hangover?"

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